There's a place in the south of Sweden where it rains horizontally. Not at an angle - horizontally. People who are sent to the area often have to leave. They can't stand it. Rain comes right at you. Right in your face. You probably get paranoid. Why is this rain coming straight at me?
Where we are in our current 'paradise' it's been raining nonstop for ten days. Unbelievable. The combined weather forecasts give us a chance of partly sunny one day in the coming week.
It's time to ask for a refund and get out. This is bloody ridiculous.
